This is how our previous President talked and thought

I remember those simpler times!

So he's admitting Obama is creating jobs?

Rush Limbaugh: “Obama Is Giving Lesbians Money To Become Farmers To Control The Red States”

GREATEST! ELECTION! EVER!

Washington (CNN)Indiana Gov. Mike Pence on Thursday defended his running mate's statement that Vladimir Putin is a stronger leader than President Barack Obama, calling it "inarguable."


Party before country!

GREATEST! ELECTION! EVER!

Little known fact

 

 

After the official oath, they take him into a back room, and he takes a secret oath.......to not ever reveal anything he has learned about Area 51.

Actually, the more important oath.

Don't ask me how I know.

Hey can you retake the oath tomorrow?

 

You see, your wife is wearing bangs today.......and this is being photographed.

I bet Obama would have made an Excecutive decision....

....and lifted Ohio State's probation so they could play for the National Championship as payback for what Ohio did for him in the election.

But then they honored Jim Tressel at halftime and he said "Can't go there."  

Total silence from the White House on the Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez split!

 

Shameful!

Lead, Mr. President!

Ok so Obama is winning....

 

....but JUST WAIT UNTIL DONALD TRUMP VOTES!

Obama negotiates with terrorists!

But thankfully none this century!

Romney's fatal flaw

 

 

People usually go for the "for-things" guy rather than the "against-things" guy.

Well, that and the chair thing.

Four years closer to death than you were four years ago!

Thanks a lot Obama!

And let me tell you something else.....!

"The President of the United States is going to wage a war on traditional marriage!"

No comment from his three ex-wives.

Obama leads Romney in "favorablity" poll 56-35

Hey, if Romney can cut three points a month, this is doable!

But he'll need one four point month to pull ahead.

Take it in stages! Break it up!

But don't miss a month.

I wish Obama would just push the magical Presidential gas-price reduction button already!

SO heartless!

He could, you know!

These guys know they would have to debate Obama, right?

'Cause right now, they really seem stuck in the "Say Anything" stage.

Unless there is a "Great Leap Forward"..............well the word "devastation" comes to mind.

Just sayin'.

These candidates are blaming Obama for high gas prices?

Do they understand what a President does?

It's not like being a chaperone or something.

Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaoi....

....held a press conference yesterday to declare that Obama's birth certificate is a "forgery".

It's good to see that all crimes have been solved in Maricopa County!

The economy is looking up

Unemployment is down.

His poll numbers are up.

But Ghost Rider 2 happened on his watch.

VERY problematic!