So he's admitting Obama is creating jobs?

Rush Limbaugh: “Obama Is Giving Lesbians Money To Become Farmers To Control The Red States”

So the GOP is gonna open their minority outreach drive....

 

....by having an angry old white guy publicly badger and berate an African-American governmental official?

Yeah, that's gonna work!

Tag team with Rush Limbaugh while you're at it!

"The President of the United States is going to wage a war on traditional marriage!"

No comment from his three ex-wives.

Getting a little nervous about these solar flares that are supposed to hit our planet today

                                                                                 
My solution?

Why not strap Rush Limbaugh onto the International Space Station and test the affects of the radiation on him? You know with invasive probes and everything. Leave the space suit on Earth of course.

Canary in a coal mine.

It would give us a couple hours notice of what we are in for anyway.

Got a better idea?

I wasn't wondering where Rush Limbaugh lived....

....when those tornadoes hit in all those states.

Never crossed my mind

Do you think Rush Limbaugh goes into work today?

I bet he does.

Only make fun of stupid people if they are mean

Otherwise let it go.

Meanness trumps all.

You lose all your rights, you know.

Rush is white?!

Man, you can't tell from listening!

Unemployment drops to 9%!

No way will Rush Limbaugh blame Obama!

Elton John performed at Rush Limbaugh's wedding?

Did he play "YMCA" or "Macho Man" by the Village People?

Could he bring his husband or did he have to fake it and bring one of the Indigo Girls as a date?