I'm between 16 and 69!

And a man!

If you need me....

....you can find me at Slap Shot Hockey Bar. 

I would always get those two maximum beers at Tiger Stadium

 And crush those cups! Just crush 'em!

Oh and those two ladies were 35 years old.

'Merica!

 

If you need me....

....you can find me at Parkside. 

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know. 

I always only listen to side one

 You only live once you know.

Superman could be a wack job!

People forget about this psychotic stuff.

He's got the best PR team in the world!

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

I've fallen!

And I don't want to get up!

Don't judge! 

Bat Day at Yankee Stadium

 If everyone gets one, it’s a fair fight!

Archie rotating his neck 165 degrees here

Well if you try hard and believe in yourself, you can accomplish anything!