I was going through some old baseball cards....

 ....and I see that 11 year old me was not ready to take care of a collection or an investment.

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at the Magic Castle Inn.

The wedding handshake

 Always a bad omen.

If you need me....

....you can find me at Strawberry Point City Hall. 

Well there goes his security deposit!

 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

Sounds complicated!

 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

(Skeletons are really sensitive about showing their pelvic and pubic bones)

Remember the good old days?!

 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

Not creepy at all!

 Crib clown which watches as they sleep. 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.