I usually just stay home at night!

 

Problem/solution

 

This guy is banned from our local public library

They have his picture on the front door and everything.

He usually stays hidden though. (Always reading)

If you need me....

 ....you can find me at La Santisima Gourmet Taco Shop.

Both the cause and the cure!

 

If you need me....

....you can find me at Dirty Water Dough Company. 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

(Party pooper!)

These are not Mormons!

 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

'Merica!

 

Can't escape the gothic

 It's all around you, you know.

Columbo after being defeated by Joust!

 That game was hard!