Hey guys!

Work up some tears while she is walking down the aisle.

Her family will LOVE you until............well the stuff that's gonna happen.

Here to help.

Kim Kardashian dated her husband for six months

He's a professional athlete.

She's........well Kim Kardashian.

Chances of success here: 1.68%

Going to church a week before the wedding.....

....so to get to know the preacher.

You know, put a face with a name.

THUG LIFE!

Elton John performed at Rush Limbaugh's wedding?

Did he play "YMCA" or "Macho Man" by the Village People?

Could he bring his husband or did he have to fake it and bring one of the Indigo Girls as a date?