So this "solar flare" armageddon thing was a dud!

Sure glad I held off on the cannibalism!

Getting a little nervous about these solar flares that are supposed to hit our planet today

                                                                                 
My solution?

Why not strap Rush Limbaugh onto the International Space Station and test the affects of the radiation on him? You know with invasive probes and everything. Leave the space suit on Earth of course.

Canary in a coal mine.

It would give us a couple hours notice of what we are in for anyway.

Got a better idea?