Showing posts with label Mike Pence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mike Pence. Show all posts

Friday, September 7, 2018

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Ok, my attorneys on the phone....


If I can't pardon myself, let's have VP do it, ok?

WTF YOU MEAN NO?!

Listen up!

I get oral surgery and have to be put under anesthesia for a half hour and during that time, VP is elevated to acting President and then pardons me. When I wake up, no more problem! Thought of it myself!

WTF YOU MEAN NO?!

I DO HAVE A TOOTHACHE!

WELL THEN KEEP READING THROUGH THE LAWS. GO THROUGH THEM ALL!

So ungrateful!

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

I could put on a fire hat very very well


And swing down that ladder and go to fires in the city and put them out and save people, and young children who deserve to be saved.

And their parents would love me so! Aunts and uncles too!

I would be a hero every day!

Yes, Mr. President. 

Saturday, October 8, 2016

GREATEST! ELECTION! EVER!

Philip Rucker 7 hours ago
A source close to Trump camp told me Pence and his team are “absolutely apoplectic,” "melting down” and "inconsolable.”
    

Friday, September 9, 2016

GREATEST! ELECTION! EVER!

Washington (CNN)Indiana Gov. Mike Pence on Thursday defended his running mate's statement that Vladimir Putin is a stronger leader than President Barack Obama, calling it "inarguable."


Party before country!