Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaoi....

....held a press conference yesterday to declare that Obama's birth certificate is a "forgery".

It's good to see that all crimes have been solved in Maricopa County!

Donald Trump

Born on today's date, Donald Trump.

"A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate."

It never occurred to that guy who named his daughter "Trampoline"....

...that everybody would call her "Tramp"?!

The lady working in the County Clerk's office just issued a birth certificate and didn't think to alert Social Services?!

I thought it took a village!

Obama will show his birth certificate if....

....each of them show a high school equivalency certificate.

Gotta be notarized. No copies either.