Showing posts with label Rick Santorum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rick Santorum. Show all posts
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Ok, it's time for Santorum's hail mary pass!
George Zimmerman as his running mate!
You know he's thinking about it.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
New campaign rule
All speeches other than the winner's must be some form of this:
"I lost! I didn't really "win" in some convoluted way that nobody can logically understand. You're too smart for that. I am a big gigantic loser. I even campaigned for two days in Puerto Rico where the people don't even have the right to vote rather than here. (Ok, that last one just applies to one guy). Farewell. God Bless America."
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
These guys know they would have to debate Obama, right?
'Cause right now, they really seem stuck in the "Say Anything" stage.
Unless there is a "Great Leap Forward"..............well the word "devastation" comes to mind.
Just sayin'.
Monday, March 19, 2012
These candidates are blaming Obama for high gas prices?
Do they understand what a President does?
It's not like being a chaperone or something.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Santorum's wife says his running for President is "God's will"
God goes out of his way to embarrass Christians?
Not buying it.
Friday, February 24, 2012
Rick Santorum's tax returns show he is worth almost $1 million!
And that's worth even more where he lives in 1953!
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Dave Mustaine endorses Rick Santorum!
I always knew Metallica made the right call in throwing him out!
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
You know, we are all going to look back one day and say....
...."For one week people were listening to Rick Santorum".......and others will say "No way!"
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