I was once a conservative!

But I am supporting this guy because this group I belong to says I should!

So Newt Gingrich loses his secret service protection

No more advanced scouting for his next wife!

Newt Gingrich's think tank goes bankrupt?

The word "metaphor" sure comes to mind.

If I am Mitt Romney.....

....and Newt Gingrich harasses me with this Etch a Sketch stuff, I pull out Hungry Hippos.

Checkmate!

Newt's concession speech

"I keep running because I have a complete and utter hatred for my opponent who I won't name; but he's rich.

I don't even care if you vote for me at this point."

These candidates are blaming Obama for high gas prices?

Do they understand what a President does?

It's not like being a chaperone or something.

Watching Newt Gingrich's "victory" speech right now

100% white.

And it's at someplace called "The Waverly".

I seriously doubt if his screeners had to turn anybody away at the door.

Then again, I would bet that non-white Georgians have never been to "The Waverly" or even know where it is. Or even care.

Newt's rich backer is dumping $10 million more into his campaign?!

Probably falls for Nigerian scams too.

Prepays for his home repairs with the "Irish Travellers". (They'll show up one day to do it, I'm sure!)

Still expects to get repaid by Madoff.

Just saw the polls which show Romney pulling away in Florida

You just know Newt wishes they had an "open" primary there!

President Gingrich

At least we won't be bothered with pictures of the President running........or playing basketball.

SO annoying!

Newt is not all that far off with this space colony thing

If he was elected President, a lot of people WOULD go to the moon!

Did you that when he's around the homestead and just "kickin' it"....

....Newt Gingrich usually only drinks from the garden hose at the side of his house?

He won't deny it.

As a matter of fact, this helps him in certain state primaries.

So Newt Gingrich's campaign staff all left

And he wasn't even dying of cancer!

Apologies to his deceased ex-wife. (He didn't)

"So let me say on the record, any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood"

In other words: "If you quote what I say, you're lying!"

Can't make this stuff up!

(They throw people in jail in Syria who talk like this, you know)

Hey, Newt Gingrich said Detroit has "collapsed"....

....and then he tried to tie this into Obama somehow.

The nerve of that guy!

That said, I  was once driving on Woodward and saw a bum do it in a box and then throw into traffic.

Could've happened anywhere though!

We sure are gonna have fun with him during this campaign.

Palin falls apart

Trump steps us.

Trump falls apart.

Newt steps up.

Romney waiting in the wings as aware of Newt's marital history.

Man, they should work on their succession plan!

How would you like to be on Newt Gingrich's presidential exploratory committee?

Any supporters today?

Not today. Very quiet.

Well, explore further.........or better!

Um, ok. Ummmmmmm, you know I am only doing this for school credit, right?

100 Different Ways to Say Racist Stuff

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Saying Obama has a "Kenyan anti-colonial worldview" to the National Review.

Newt Gingrich