Newt is not all that far off with this space colony thing

If he was elected President, a lot of people WOULD go to the moon!

Did you know that the moon affects your brain waves?

Not proven or anything, but that "tide thing" is just so freaky, you can't rule it out!

Today, the moon will be closer to the Earth....

....than it has been in 22 years!

It will appear 14% larger and will be 13% brighter!

Good thing this didn't happen on St. Patrick's Day.

Only the designated drivers would have noticed.

That is the same moon that Osama bin Laden is looking at, you know

Just sayin'.