Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Remember those two weeks where everybody wanted to get Kony?

 

It didn't even make it to the Halloween mask season!

How bad could he have been?

From what I heard.....

....Osama Bin Laden had an adult video stash that would've blown this right out of the water.

So the terrorists can just give it a rest about our "freedoms"!

Speech is much too looooong

If I was Obama, I would just say, "I killed Bin Laden." Drop the mic and walk off.

Rashard Mendenhall

Born on today's date, Rashard Mendenhall.

"What kind of person celebrates death? It's amazing how people can HATE a man they never heard speak. We've only heard one side." - Objecting to the killing of Osama bin Laden

Ok, we got Bin Laden

Now we gotta work on the Geico marketing team.

One by one; unless of course you can lure them all into a room "Intervention" style.

National Public Radio has filed a Freedom of Information Request for bin Laden's death photos

Can't make this stuff up!

Hey, good thing those Japanese nuclear power plants....

....are back up and everybody over there is back in their homes!

Legal "scholars" in the Netherlands say the killing of bin Laden was a violation of International Law!

And we crashed a helicopter in his backyard to boot! Surely "illegal"!

Time to reassess!

What were we thinking?!

So we have Osama's hard drive!

Well don't get too excited.

Apparently it's just video of him skateboarding all around the complex and the guy is I guess like REALLY REALLY good. Like gnarly good!

Aerials, slides, grinds, kick flips. You name it, he mastered it!

Remember a few years ago when Tony Hawk did the first 900 (2 1/2 rotations) on a half-pipe? Not the first!

You know the X-Games "champions"? Not REALLY the champions.

Board of choice?

Deathwish of course!

Actually Angelboy boards ride a little better but I guess that wouldn't have worked.

They just released the tapes from inside the "mansion"!

"Pizza? Who ordered the p___"

Totally awesome no doubt....

....but the timing maybe could have been a little better.

Did they ever think that the "burial" at sea could have plugged the BP Oil Spill?

Again, "totally awesome" but maybe a missed opportunity.

Loved the beach balls and the foam fingers!

I hear the guy who brought the KFC was pretty popular too!

Say what!!!!!!

It's really "72 Virginians"?!?!

What if I don't like cavaliers!!!!

Did it first!

Gadaffi falsely links his enemies to Bin Laden and Al Qaeda.

"Be more original, ya kook!"

That is the same moon that Osama bin Laden is looking at, you know

Just sayin'.