Hey, good thing those Japanese nuclear power plants....

....are back up and everybody over there is back in their homes!

If they never invented digital cameras....

....people in some parts of Japan could use all this radiation to get their film developed for free.

Still looking for positives.

"The key to the crisis is water"

Well actually if you observe nature, this is pretty universally true.*

*Ever heard anybody say "The key here is a raging conflagration"?