Canadian's starting to understand

Justin Bieber apologized for a racist joke he made at age 14?

 

Well at that age, I remember constantly quoting that Porky's movie.

Apology probably necessary.

So Justin Bieber apologized to Bill Clinton for doing something weird with a Bill Clinton photo?

And this was after he peed in a mop bucket in a restaurant?

I think somebody is Vanilla-Icing his career.

Justin Bieber was in the vicinity of the Stanley Cup?

Can't they just get a restraining order or something?

Justin Bieber says Anne Frank would've been a fan?

 

Hello publicist!

Intervene please!

Justin's mom was a hussy?

Total silence from the White House on the Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez split!

 

Shameful!

Lead, Mr. President!

I see that the Justin Bieber paternity suit was dropped

I guess we'll never know if Rosie O'Donnell is the father!

(Actually Vegas gave me some pretty good odds on that)

Justin Bieber videos aren't that bad....

....if you mute them and play metal music over it.

It's too much work though!

Will probably just avoid.

Never Say Never is rated G?

Not even a "damn" in there somewhere?

No burping after drinking a Pepsi or anything?

They didn't follow him into the dressing room with an all-access pass?

Doesn't he have groupies?

Why watch it?

Tom Brady involved in car crash!

Justin Bieber called in to run the team.

A few stretches and he should be set!

Tom's early mid-life crisis