"It is my understanding that Ryan Dunn's Porsche left the road....

....and travelled through 100 yards of brush, trees and Indian trails where it made a peaceful resting stop and then was viciously bashed in and set on fire by immigrants." - Lou Dobbs

Tom Brady involved in car crash!

Justin Bieber called in to run the team.

A few stretches and he should be set!

Mel Gibson crashes Maserati!

It's those Jew-Italians' fault!

The Police Dept. gave "Sugar Ti*s" a break and did not make her investigate this one.