When reading this new Penn State investigative report....

....I decided to highlight the especially damning parts, but had to give up when my brand new highlighter ran out.

I see Jerry Sandusky's attorney filed a motion to have all charges against him dropped

Hey, the worst they can say is no!

I guess the word "horseplay" is pretty much ruined forever!

Thanks Jerry!

(I've been trying it out and "muleplay" just doesn't cut it. Still searching.)

What is a "Penn State" anyway?

??????

There's your problem right there!

The leader was a "Joe Pa"?!

Practically a cry for help!

Just saw Jerry Sandusky's attorney on CNN....

....who says he didn't do anything inappropriate here but he does admit to "horseplay" in the showers........ oh with young boys. Something he likes to do.

Hey Jerry, good news and bad news!

The good news for Jerry is that where you're going, there will be PLENTY of horseplay in the showers!

Ok, the bad news. That "dominance" thing you got going...

RIP to that one guy on campus that thought Joe Pa should be fired

Just couldn't get down with child rape.

Surely a martyr.

Even liked football.

You know how generally people do not like to sit on juries?

I think this one is gonna be different.

Good thing there is a MAC game on tonight....

....to take our minds off the fact that Joe Paterno got a hero's welcome in front of his house today.

No families of the victims there. Just a hunch.

Can a team go 11-1 and not get a bowl bid?

"We invited who?!

IN MY OFFICE NOW!!!"

Bowl executive