I guess the word "horseplay" is pretty much ruined forever!

Thanks Jerry!

(I've been trying it out and "muleplay" just doesn't cut it. Still searching.)

What is a "Penn State" anyway?

??????

There's your problem right there!

The leader was a "Joe Pa"?!

Practically a cry for help!

If Paterno rises on Saturday....

....well it would the third day, you know.

Just sayin'.