I just accepted a Penn State football transfer!

I think I'm gonna have him move furniture around or something.

Gotta a new wall unit coming in too!

"We could hold open tryouts!"

"You know how many students we have in this school?!"

"Put flyers in all the dorms!"

When reading this new Penn State investigative report....

....I decided to highlight the especially damning parts, but had to give up when my brand new highlighter ran out.

I see Penn State just scored!

The sound you hear is that of nobody in the country cheering.

UC Davis?!

Penn State?!

High school diplomas sure are looking pretty good about now.

I guess the word "horseplay" is pretty much ruined forever!

Thanks Jerry!

(I've been trying it out and "muleplay" just doesn't cut it. Still searching.)

There aren't many problems in the world that can't be cured by a sexy dance!

Well except that Penn State thing.

The Goodwill store just rejected my Penn State stuff!

They even watched me as I walked back to my car!

So I called Penn State to see if they would take this stuff back and they answered the phone "Penn State Banana Republic, Do you wish to file a report?" and put me on mega-hold.

Stuck with this stuff!

What is a "Penn State" anyway?

??????

There's your problem right there!

The leader was a "Joe Pa"?!

Practically a cry for help!

You know how generally people do not like to sit on juries?

I think this one is gonna be different.

Can a team go 11-1 and not get a bowl bid?

"We invited who?!

IN MY OFFICE NOW!!!"

Bowl executive