I bet Kate Gosselin wishes she was all involved in this Boston stuff

Missed opportunity for a comeback!

Too bad earthquakes can't specifically target places

You know, like Charlie Sheen or Kate Gosselin's house (when the kids are at school of course).

Oprah chooses "A Tale of Two Cities" and "Great Expectations" as her new Book Club picks

This Dickens guy's career is REALLY going to take off now!

He is going to knock Kate Gosselin right off the book circuit tour.

Maybe he could even be as big as Nicholas Sparks!

Trouble in paradise!

So the New York Post as well as In Touch magazine are reporting that two of the Gosselin kids, Collin and Alexis have been expelled from their Pennsylvania private school.

"They've fought with their peers, called them nasty names and made fun of other kids. The things they are saying are not words they should know," said a source.

"Collin had such bad issues that he refused to get his picture taken at school because he is tired of being on camera."

Hmmmm.

Well at least Kate* is skinny.

And John has a really big new tattoo on his back.

*"Dance away the heartache" - Roxy Music

Huh?

I was reading that Kate Gosselin* will be one of the contestants in the upcoming season of ABC's "Dancing with the Stars".

I find this kind of mind-boggling.

I have never seen this show but it is my understanding that it is similar to American Idol where judges are involved somewhat but in the end people at home vote for their favorites. I could be wrong as again I have never seen this show but I do know that people at home vote and these votes in some way determine who stays and who goes.

That being the case, how could the most unpopular and most loathed lady in America possibly have a chance to win this thing unless all of her kids voted numerous times by speed dial or something? Who is going to vote for Kate Gosselin? That operator fielding her calls/votes is just going to be twiddling his/her thumbs. Right?

She could be Ginger Rogers reincarnated and I gotta believe that she would still have no chance to win this thing. I mean you wouldn't have put Leona Helmsley on a show like this back in the day except for maybe comic relief so why do something like that now?

And what about the poor sap that they team her with? Obviously he has no chance to win this through no fault of his own but further who wants to be subjected to that kind of verbal abuse from someone you are not even married to? Who would do it?

Remember when Fonzie jumped that shark?

Same thing going on here.

*That hairdo is freaking mind-blowing. Sorry. Did the kids break all the mirrors in the house or what? You can't leave home like that! You just can't.