Seeing a shooting star is pretty cool!

But it would be WAY cooler to see a star shooting.

Oh, but not hit anybody!

Don't miss that last point, ok?

Too bad earthquakes can't specifically target places

You know, like Charlie Sheen or Kate Gosselin's house (when the kids are at school of course).

So Charlie Sheen is suing Warner Brothers over his firing

Charlie, you don't really need an attorney, you know!

They are overrated!

Cameras in the courtroom too please!

Let us know all the dates, ok?

Shouldn't Charlie Sheen's home be like....

....WAY nicer?

I think every drug addict's issues stem from a lost spelling bee

Any rehab approach that does not recognize this is probably doomed to failure.

Hey, Charlie Sheen appealed his!

That doughnut vs donut thing, you know.*

*Ha ha! Spellcheck likes 'em both!

I know someone that CANNOT be happy about all the attention Charlie Sheen is getting

That said, her negative ratings haven't gone up during all this so....

CHARLIE SHEEN!

PAGE VIEWS

ARROW UP

"WINNING!"

Where is Gloria Allred in this Charlie Sheen thing?

Who can she represent?

At least one of the "goddesses", right?

Why so quiet?

"Winning"

He ruined that word, you know.

"Goddesses" too.

That one wasn't much of a word so no great loss there I guess.

You just can't "unhear" this stuff.

Tony Robbins CATEGORICALLY DENIES that Charlie Sheen ever attended one of his seminars!

Apparently there is (blurry) photographic and also DNA evidence though.

If you don't have a Charlie Sheen post up now....

....you don't like traffic on your site.

"Vatican Assassin Warlocks!"

His apocalypse is now!

That said, his rants are still closer to the real National Anthem than what Christian Aguilera was doing.

Facebook post from yesterday

Pot ain't no gateway drug. I started with mounds of cocaine.

So Charlie Sheen put out a statement thanking CBS....

....and comparing himself to Errol Flynn.

I don't think this rehab thing is working.

Still high.

Wow, the forescast is for 10-15 inches of snow tomorrow night!

NO, I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT A PARTY AT CHARLIE SHEEN'S HOUSE!

This isn't TMZ, you know.

I am talking about outside; in Michigan.

Both can cause rehab though I guess.

Charlie Sheen rushed to the hospital with abdominal pains!

Quick! What venereal disease has abdominal pain symptoms?

Or are they going to go with that allergy thing again?

Right now, somewhere in America.....

....there is a woman out there who thinks she can change Charlie Sheen.*

*Actually I think Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan should just get together already. You know it is inevitable.