If you don't have a Charlie Sheen post up now....

....you don't like traffic on your site.

"Vatican Assassin Warlocks!"

His apocalypse is now!

That said, his rants are still closer to the real National Anthem than what Christian Aguilera was doing.

Hey irate white male radio callers!

I know she missed a verse of the National Anthem.

I know that's like our country's song.

I know she dramatized the whole thing and kind of made it all about her.

I know she's kind of trashy. (Where you been?)

But you can't arrest her and send to Gitmo!

I know there are Afghan cab drivers there that have done less but you just can't send her there.

Get a grip!

Oh and just because the host agrees with you doesn't make you "right".

Too bad about Christina Aguilera and her divorce

That wedding must have cost a ton.

Those doves flying around? Do you rent those?

And you KNOW they did not get it all back in gifts either!