So Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife are divorcing

This is kind of hard to figure.

I mean if she stayed through the mullet years, the difficult part was over!

Too bad about Christina Aguilera and her divorce

That wedding must have cost a ton.

Those doves flying around? Do you rent those?

And you KNOW they did not get it all back in gifts either!

Yeah, he's tanking tournaments so his wife gets less in the divorce!

That explains it!

You know in college, when the professor explained to the class that he was grading on a curve, I never minded it.

The Clintons' marriage outlasted the Gores'?

How does that work?

Moral of the story?

I have no clue but that is really hard to process so I am taking the rest of the day off to contemplate this, if you don't mind.

But before I go....

You know how everybody says that after a nuclear catastrophe wipes out all living things on earth, the only thing left will be the cockroaches? I think that is only partially true. Bill Clinton would survive. I am not saying he is a cockroach but he would survive.