Lou Dobbs employs illegal immigrants?!

What the?!

YOU. HAVE. GOT. TO. BE. KIDDING!

This is like Larry Craig and his "wide stance" in the airport bathroom.

Or that grainy video of Dick Cheney at that peace rally. (He can deny it all he wants!)

Or that time David Copperfield so "unmagically" really sawed that lady in half.

How does he show his face again?

He should (illegally) immigrate to some undiscovered country if you ask me.

Hey Mexicans!

We were here second!

Show some respect!

The first guys?

You don't even want to know!

Hey, we got plenty of chain link fence contractors all ready to build a big one!

Ever touch an electrified fence?

Works like a bug zapper!

Don't pee on it either!

Back off!