Lou Dobbs employs illegal immigrants?!

What the?!

YOU. HAVE. GOT. TO. BE. KIDDING!

This is like Larry Craig and his "wide stance" in the airport bathroom.

Or that grainy video of Dick Cheney at that peace rally. (He can deny it all he wants!)

Or that time David Copperfield so "unmagically" really sawed that lady in half.

How does he show his face again?

He should (illegally) immigrate to some undiscovered country if you ask me.

ESPN televises "Border Battle" softball game between the U.S. and Canada

Lou Dobbs nowhere to be seen but later blasts the firefight saying they were fighting on the wrong border.

The State of Arizona also incensed.