Sometimes normal-appearing people are actually kind of creepy

"I feel like President Obama accepting the Nobel Peace Prize. He actually said, 'I'm undeserving of this award.' And I believed him."

Tom Watson accepting an award at a Masters dinner function.

Regardless of how you feel about Obama*, this really is not the time or place for an unsolicited shot at him.

Unless you are mean.**

*I was also a little perplexed at Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize but it doesn't consume me.

**Further research indicates that Watson is a straight-line Rush Limbaugh-listening Republican. That is cool. Whatever but nice people are nice and mean people are mean.

He's not talking 'bout no accident, dont'cha know

Reporter: Did Ambien play a role in the car crash? You were described by the witnesses as mumbling, snoring, obviously sockless and according to the police hospital record, you were admitted as a possible OD.

Tiger Woods: Well the police investigated the accident and they cited me 166 bucks and it's a closed case.

Follow-up questions were not allowed at this press conference.

Translation: Go screw yourself.

Hey, people are saying worse!

"So that's what Tiger Woods meant when he said he would be fighting the temptations: He's coming back to golf at a club that doesn't allow women. Bada-boom."

Dave Perkins, Toronto Star