Tuesday, April 6, 2010

He's not talking 'bout no accident, dont'cha know


Reporter: Did Ambien play a role in the car crash? You were described by the witnesses as mumbling, snoring, obviously sockless and according to the police hospital record, you were admitted as a possible OD.

Tiger Woods: Well the police investigated the accident and they cited me 166 bucks and it's a closed case.

Follow-up questions were not allowed at this press conference.

Translation: Go screw yourself.

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