Hard to beat this!

I always wanted to do my book report on this book!

But the teacher said no!

Wow!

The things you catch when you pause it!

Of course The Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars movie of all time!

None of others are even close to it!

It is TREMENDOUS and all those other Star Wars are weak and losers!

PERIOD!

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Coolest break room in history!

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

(Filming the opening "scroll" scene for The Empire Strikes Back)

I never watch Star Wars on my dvd

But I always catch it when it's on cable.

Can't miss an opportunity.

All these years after Star Wars.....

....and sadly most lasers are used for healing.

Let's face it

Mankind will never produce anything this awesome ever again!

(I like Brian May in the background saying "Yeah this is happening!")

If you google "Chewbacca crossbow"....

....and print out the results, that's legal tender in Belize!

Think you're a Star Wars fan?

Do you hate everything George Lucas has done since 1980?

Ok, you passed!

Sure-fire birth control?

An extensive action figure collection.*

Vatican approved too!

*Not judgin'! I have some "hobbies" myself.