The Republican crowd booed "birth control" at the GOP debate tonight

I think they just misheard it as "Jerry Sandusky".

No other explanation possible.

So birth control is a political issue this year

That's great because it means I can catch the Beatles when they come around on tour!

Sure-fire birth control?

An extensive action figure collection.*

Vatican approved too!

*Not judgin'! I have some "hobbies" myself.