Paris' advice to Lindsay

"120 days?!

Cry in jail! Like hysterically!

Don't stop!

They will convert it to minutes!

No No! Don't do the bail thing!

Do it this way!"

But tell the judge about my career and my movies!

Doesn't she know who I am?

Are they gonna put me in with people who are pregnant and have tattoos?

How about an ankle bracelet that is really really tight this time and can't come off?

I don't like hospital scrub clothes! Tell the judge that!