Paris' advice to Lindsay

"120 days?!

Cry in jail! Like hysterically!

Don't stop!

They will convert it to minutes!

No No! Don't do the bail thing!

Do it this way!"

Paris Hilton

Born on today' date, Paris Hilton.

"I'm the kind of person who, if I see a shooting star, I wouldn't stay there and watch it. I'd run to my friends and tell them because I would want everyone to see it too."

Paris Hilton got caught with cocaine?!

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!

This is just SO out of character for her.

I think this has all the elements of a frame-up!

This definitely seems to be an "innocent until proven guilty" situation if you ask me.

Then again, I had a hard time coming to grips with the Tonya Harding thing too.

So a guy tried to break into Paris Hilton's house and I guess stab her

Now is the time for compassion.

No, for him silly!

Ok, OBVIOUSLY we do not condone criminal activity here in any way, shape or form.

That disclaimer out of the way, who is the best criminal defense attorney in California?

I don't know but let's pass the hat!