The New York Post reports that new bachelor, Tiger Woods has moved into a downtown Manhattan apartment.
Apparently he has been introducing himself as "the new neighbor".
Phone call from Mrs. Clueless to her thirty-ish single daughter:
"Hey sweetie! I just met a nice new young tan man who moved in just across the hall! He says he is a new divorcee who just got out of a 'bad relationship'.
Let me tell you honey, he sure is tall and handsome. He also seems really, really nice. Called me Mrs.!
Get this! He was also wearing a golf shirt! Maybe you could even bring him to your singles golf league!
Well give me a call so that so that you can come over and I can introduce you two.
I also need another case of cat food if you could maybe pick that up on the way over.
Talk to you later!
Love you, honey!"
