How riots start

One guy: "It's been so long!"

Next guy: "And hockey season isn't even here yet!"

Another guy: "This sucks. I'm getting the itch."

Some dude: "Hey, let's go monitor police activity!"

A cretin: "No, dude. That takes too long and some of us have warrants remember?"

The thinker: "Yeah. Hey! Lets' just go out and loot and wreck stuff and complain about the "unemployment rate" and lack of a "safety net" and "societal problems".

(silence)

Somebody screams: "Well somebody write that down!"

All: "YEAH. LET'S GO PILLAGE!"

Chill out London!

It's not like you lost a hockey game or anything!

Geez, Atlanta didn't even riot when....

.... they likeTOOK THEIR WHOLE TEAM AWAY FROM THEM!

Didn't burn their own city!

Didn't even shoot the departing buses with slingshots or anything!

Didn't block the roads!

Where's the passion?

Let me tell you, that team is better off in Winnipeg!

I bet they have a lot of protest videos at home to get them started!