Tuesday, September 13, 2011

How riots start


One guy: "It's been so long!"

Next guy: "And hockey season isn't even here yet!"

Another guy: "This sucks. I'm getting the itch."

Some dude: "Hey, let's go monitor police activity!"

A cretin: "No, dude. That takes too long and some of us have warrants remember?"

The thinker: "Yeah. Hey! Lets' just go out and loot and wreck stuff and complain about the "unemployment rate" and lack of a "safety net" and "societal problems".

(silence)

Somebody screams: "Well somebody write that down!"

All: "YEAH. LET'S GO PILLAGE!"

2 comments:

Pearson Report said...

Funny how a location, namely the central post office in downtown Vancouver, can look so utterly busy on a week night...was there a 'special edition' stamp being issued? ...did they run out of stock? ...is that why these otherwise upstanding, law-abiding, hockey loving "guys" are so angry?

Hmmm….one look at this picture (hey is that Bob in the back row...nah, my mistake) and I see “going postal” all over it.
Hockey was just the excuse, it’s all about the glue used on those 'special edition' stamps; trust me, have you ever licked one of those 'special edition' Canadian stamp? Well I have!

I’m surprised we don’t have more riots - when I think about it, it makes my tongue tingle!

Contrary Guy said...

Never knew all that.

Actually the oil-stained guy (who seriously was a professional snowboarder who lost his Target and Oakley sponsorships as a result of this photo documenting his activities) does seem to have sustained some "tongue trauma".

It all fits!