As powerful as Captain America's shield!

Or Thor's hammer!

Or the Incredible Hulk's smash!

Or.....

Thor's origin story

Give it up already!

Thor would destroy this Nordic poseur!

Classic Hot vs Cold confrontation

But if you warm up Thor, you will surely lose.

What a dilemma.

The hammer was completely inadequate so....

Thor the existentialist

Thor the Tea Party extremist

That's why you never really have funerals in comic books

Hulk - Radiation-enhanced monster with devastating physical strength brought on by extreme anger

Thor- God with superhuman durability, speed and strength accompanied by powerful hammer

Wolverine - Mutant with enhanced quickness and physical strength with incredible claw-slashing ability.

Hawkeye - A real nice guy

Kids need more religious studies in school

Our kids' knowledge of religion is appalling!

Because of this separation of church and state thing, kids don't know enough about Jesus, Moses, John the Baptist or Thor.

Oh and that God of Thunder guy.

The situation is "critical" if you ask me.

Is Ikea going to do a promotion for this movie?

You know, being a Nordic company and all.