Not sure how I feel about Stoner Jesus!

$4.99 if you're interested!

Jesus is such a good negotiator!

I heard he's fairly ruthless. (But always honest)

I expected like sandals and stuff!

After breakfast, he will walk on water and do other tricks!

I love bowhunting Jesus too!

Only "in-season" though.

Good to know!!

Errrrr.....

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

(Cleaning Jesus)

White Jesus is a doctor!

Jesus liked the Indians?

Even though they never heard of him?

I don't know.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

(Jesus scares)

Errrr......

Jesus is my doctor!

Never lost a patient!

So lucky!

Whitest Jesus ever!

 

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Jesus blocked my shot!

Or Kenny Loggins.

Or Barry Gibb.

So confused.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Jesus power!

Jesus: The Teenage Years