You'd never know North Korea hasn't been in a war in 60 years!

This is how North Korea will get us

Blimps!

I remember that one day I learned that we made lube in North Korea!

 

Best day of my life!

We make freaking lube!

North Korean skateboards

Tell them we'll help them figure out who did the hack if they give us our internet back

Oh and they need to throw some food in the deal too.

Apologies these days aren't what they used to be!

Reporters keep calling North Korea "isolated and impoverished"

Some days that sounds appealing, frankly.

Keep on rockin' in the free w....

.....errr North Korea!

Artistic-types wanted!

Not digging the setting and backdrop for this video.

Tim Burton would change this all around, I bet.

So Sarah Palin says we must support our North Korean ally

Hey, give her a break!

She is a specialist on Russia, after all. She can even see Russia out her window when she is washing dishes, remember?

She cannot however see either of the Koreas without the assistance of a satellite and that might be problematic.

Ok, probably just an innocent mistake but I do think she should get enhanced patdown from TSA when she flies for now.

Can't be too careful you know.

Doesn't a country have to like "qualify" to play in the World Cup?

Portugal: 7
North Korea: 0

I am sure that Kim Jong-il will tell the people* that they won and he scored every goal but still.

*The smart ones will probably wonder why the players were never seen again.