KJU: I wish you would stop saying we're in love

Trump:

KJU: I mean that's freaking weird.

KJU: Do you even know what love is?

KJU: Check yourself man!

KJU: I just came to this summit to say that. 

No more yankee my wankee!

The Donger need food!

(Kim Jong-un's troubling early years)

Just a reminder

This is our President.

I remember that one day I learned that we made lube in North Korea!

 

Best day of my life!

We make freaking lube!

Tell them we'll help them figure out who did the hack if they give us our internet back

Oh and they need to throw some food in the deal too.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

(Remains of last person Kim Jong-un had executed)