If you told Mark Twain....

....that Huckleberry Finn was one of the most searched terms on Google the last few days, I bet he would probably say:

"What the hell is Google?

You got a lot of phlegm in your mouth, boy!

People in my favorite opium den speak more clear!

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and say 'google' and remove all doubt"

Facebook postings from the past

Apparently people think a 13 year old boy could cruise up and down the raging Mississippi River on a homemade raft! I wrote that in an opium den! Keep those royalty checks coming!