Debating going on facebook today

My friend's kids will look the same today as they did yesterday.

Hate game invites.

Don't need to see people's lunch unless they want to share.

Maybe could use a "poke" but the only ones I get are from a creepy person.

"Pass"

You know if you scroll down the "people you may know" section of facebook....

 

.....you'll eventually get to the billionth person; the most person who is most unlike you on facebook.

I did it and scrolled for weeks and eventually I came to Dr. Oz.

I'm very "clutch" when it comes to facebook birthdays!

I consistently come through and post happy birthday just a few minutes before midnight.

You know, everybody has a facebook photo album titled "Cruise 2011"

But it's never that urine and feces cruise; because that came after.

So why would I want to see it?

I thought I would be more popular by now

I do the "likes his own photo" a little too much for a popular person.

Breaking news from a facebook friend!

Did you know "being sick sucks"?

You know, facebook sure gets a lot of criticism....

....but if your dad can ask you to wish him luck on his "Daily Three Scratch-Off" on your wall, it's not all bad!

None of my facebook friends have birthdays today!

THEN WHAT IN THE HELL KIND OF DAY IS THIS?!

So stoked that all my facebook friends got notice....

....that I read an article on the healing power of rainbows!

Hey Zuckerberg, go fall in a well!

Hey employers with job applicants!

"I am very honest" = I will bash you on facebook

Facebook is quite edifying

Without it, I wouldn't know that my friend (more of an acquaintance actually) from grade school "hates being sick"!

Friend left his pc on....

....and is now a proud owner of 6 chimney caps, poked 8 people on facebook and proposed to 2 girls on match.com.

Tough love.

I find your lack of a facebook account highly suspicious!

So don't mind me if I am just a little wary for a while.


Can't be too careful, you know.

I just noticed that one of my facebook friends is a high school chick

Hey Chris Hansen! Won't work!

Why isn't he trolling university coaching staffs about now?

Eventually we're all gonna be facebook friends

Do the math!

None of the Republicans railed against the Facebook changes or even mentioned it!

They could have "won" the debate right then and there!

SO out of touch!

Twitter = Cool, another follower!

facebook = Who the hell are you? No way, stalker!

"Think I'll go on facebook....

....and 'like' a bunch of two day old statuses."

Losers (and me)

I am going to start saying.....

...."your baby looks like any other baby" in my facebook photo comments.

Got too many friends anyway.

There's too much internet!

It's too big!

Might even be bigger than facebook!

What do you mean one runs off the other?!

Has this been confirmed?

Geez.

I miss tvs with antennas on them.