Workers at the Akron Waffle house debating whether Lebron more likely to stop in now

Consensus is "no".

God would never concern himself with contests or games of skill, or sports

He does hate The Heat though.

(Give him a little credit)

Marketing "Fail"

Pretty gutsy of McDonald's to blow off the Cleveland* market!

*Now insert "American".

"The king is a fink!"

Tomorrow, 20,000 Clevelanders should shout this in unison. Just one time. Nothing else.

Oh, and Slider should walk up to him and kick him in the...........well you know where.

Anything else is overkill.

That's funny

It worked just the opposite for Lebron!

So Lebron James takes a full page ad out in the paper thanking Akron but no mention of Cleveland?!

Wow!

This is just getting worse and worse!

Who is his advisor? Lindsay Lohan?

They are going to need to call out the Ohio National Guard his first game back.

And their performance at Kent State is not reassuring either!

Is he going to poison their water supply next or what?

Fire sale on Lebron Fatheads! And they probably won't restock!

Vincent Goodwill of the Detroit News reports that Cleveland Cavaliers owner, Dan Gilbert who also owns the company, Fathead has reduced the price of Lebron James fatheads from $99.99 to $17.41. The $17.41 price was inspired by American Revolutionary War general Benedict Arnold, a traitor who defected to the British, who was born in 1741.

Wow!

Do NOT mess with this guy! Right now anyway.

Instead of a tornado warning, I think we should probably issue a "Dan Gilbert warning".

Just to be safe, you know.

I am sensing a little instability there.

But maybe that's just me.

Those Detroit natives sure can "bring it"

Here are some excerpts from an "Open Letter to Fans" from Cavaliers owner, and native Detroiter, Dan Gilbert.

"This (Lebron's departure) was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment."

"You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal."

"If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels."

"This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" (tattooed on his back CC) sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma."

Whoah!

I bet his secretary's eyes were bugging out while typing this up! It probably eased a little of the inconvenience of working late last night.

Lebron blew it "big time" here!

Now he is going to have a seven year gap on his resume. He sure can't use Gilbert as a reference now. There is just no way!

Explaining away a gap like that on a resume is a bitch, you know.

Worst gym ever!

The gym in our local elementary school which doubles as a cafeteria and also Pinewood Derby track is better.

I. AM. SERIOUS.

It looked like Rikers on a rainy day!

Did ESPN string up some nets for the rims for the show?

Oh well

They still have Mangini!

The Michael Stanley Band had some hits.

Only five hours to go!

Agent says his client may claim divinity.

Reports say ESPN is fitting him for wings.

They also got a donkey out back.

Don't miss.

News conference at 6:00 to announce what he will wear at the announcement show!

Fan pole up at espn.com so you can vote on this.

Hurry!