Some years down the line....

....somebody experiences a real "find".

"Hey what's that in the back all covered up?"

To all the people upset about the removal of the Joe Paterno statue

Just look the other way and pretend it's not happening.

This time you can't "cover it up" because you know it's like.......not there now.

"So your resume says you majored in 'Statue Protection'"

"Tell me about that."