We have presidential elections in the US!

 

 

OMG!

Those two?!

Even if you told me it was a "Glen", I would have never guessed him!

I would have gone:

1. Glen Beck
2. Glen Campbell
3. Glen Miller Orchestra
4. Glen Sather
5. Glen Danzig
6. Some "Glen guy" in the NRA
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926. Glen Rice

Wow!

Now Glenn Beck says Christians should leave any church* that promotes "social justice"

Apparently he prefers something like India's caste system.

He never heard of a "long slow decline".

He just headed right for the cliff.

*Darn near all of them.

Glenn Beck says the Japan disasters are proof that (gulp)....

....God is mad at us.

Somehow.

Short on details though which is interesting for such an extravagant claim.

Actually, I think it is proof that God does not know where Glenn Beck lives.

(I have as musch proof as Beck does)

Watched an entire Glenn Beck show the other day

Can't make fun of Jersey Shore fans anymore.

I am worse now.

Feel so unclean.

Something greasy drifted through the television!

Glenn Beck raves about the Spiderman musical after seeing it twice!

The show's producers must be asking themselves what more can go wrong!

Glenn Beck is hosting a rally/tribute to Martin Luther King?!

Glenn Beck has a dream!

I am sure Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are gonna be right on over!

I wonder when Dick Cheney's candlelight peace vigil/tribute to Gandhi is scheduled?

Handguns permitted at both, I am sure.