Just taking pictures at Burger King!

Hey, we're having a blood moon tonight too!

Oh.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Can't escape the gothic

It's all around you, you know.

Burger King will make you feel better!

Some kids have lofty dreams!

Others are more realistic.

Got a wrong order at Burger King....

....so I just tweeted them that they must make serious amends or I will unleash my powerful social media influence on them.

(Waiting)

Went to Burger King yesterday....

....and I asked the manager if she knew their twitter was hacked.

She said "no" and went outside for a smoke.

No other customers so she could.

I once asked a friend of mine who ate at Burger King like eight times a week....

....why he liked Burger King and he said, "I don't know".

Tells you all you need to know.

When I worked at Pizza Hut....

....we got REAL tired of eating pizza on our breaks.......or more accurately all shift long. Something good is not so good anymore if you eat it all day, every day.

So we would call our fast food neighbors up the street , like Subway and Taco Bell, and offer to trade like two large pizzas with everything on it for like 6 subs or 20 tacos. They ALWAYS said yes and usually would also ask when we could do it again. It was great!

That all changed when I went to work for Burger King.

You know, Burger King "meat" doesn't taste like meat

 

 

It always seems to leave me wanting more. Or even anything.

They MUST have some other purpose.

Funeral procession stops at drive-thru for one last whopper

 

 

Want to guess the cause of death?

So apparently there's gonna be this secret surprise Mars announcement!

 

I'm bettin' there's like a Burger King.

Our Burger King got this new soda machine....

....that has like 158 flavors.

Well I had a Diet Vanilla Coke, Peach Sprite and Purple Mello Yello mixture.

Tasted......well let's go with "sugary".

Did you know there are only four Burger Kings in the whole city of Louisville?

And with only four Burger Kings in a city that size, they gotta be jammed, right?

No?!

It's Burger King silly!

Come on!

You can shoot a cannon through all of 'em and not cause one emergency room visit!

Removed the lettuce and tomato from my double whopper with cheese to reduce calories

Every little bit helps!

Hey Burger King delivers!

I am not sure I want Burger King to know where I live, but Burger King delivers!

Ok, I'm at BK....

....sitting down with a "value meal" (don't remember the number, sorry)

....tables open all over the place

....I'm not even occupying any "prime real estate" in there

....and this FREAK sits down at a table across from me

....FACING ME!

What's with people?!

Just left.

Free french fries at Burger King Friday!

That one near the "Occupy" protesters?

Sucks to be them!

Guy Fieri was in our area yesterday!

I was in BK and took a look around......but didn't see him.

Makes sense I guess.

Why take the chance of being upstaged?