So REM broke up?

Ok, I will start with the obvious and say that I had no idea that they were still together.

For the record, my favorite song of theirs was the one that went, "The things you say - you're unbelievable - OOOOHH!"

Not them?

Ok but still......to have someone shoot you after you tell them they're unbelievable?

SO EMBARRASSING!

The worst!

Guns would no doubt be less scary....

....if they made a kazoo sound and shot whipped cream.

And no backfire either.

They would be less "effective", no doubt.

But less scary.

"Scary" works on Halloween but....