Saturday, July 21, 2012

Are we sure Joe Paterno didn't fake his own death?


I mean the timing of that "death" thing just seemed WAY too convenient!

I trust the authorities are monitoring the family's phone calls and searched the woods you know in the back and all that stuff.

Have they also staked out those dollar stores that sell those fake mustaches? The authorities could set a trap and have the nearest store put those things on a "deep discount" sale.

5 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Have you called the FBI yet?

Contrary Guy said...

Look if they can't even figure this out?!!

Who Woulda Thought? said...

I am sticking to my story that he unleashed a bunch of balloons and floated away....he does look,exactly like the old guy from Up.

Contrary Guy said...

Had that movie been scheduled for a late 2012 release, I can see the filmmakers doing a little computer image "changery" on that character's appearance?

The Big Kahuna said...

BREAKING NEWSFLASH.............JOEPA was found buried under the goalposts along with Jimmy Hoffa and Ray Gricar and get this.........they were all in the same coffin! Joepa was buried on the bottom so he could look away. Jimmy was in the middle cuz he always had to be in the middle of things and Ray was on top because Sandusky buried him that way so the laywer could get screwed by the union!