Bad things to say in that situation: "I love your do-rag, is that a sailor's knot?", "Daily application of lotion on my anus has really helped it to stay soft", "Hey guys, I have this hard to reach itch, can one of you get it for me? No homo.", "I fart lotion", "Oh, I don't puke, no gag reflex here.", "I've never been in a fight.", "I haven't met a vagina that can compare to my lips."
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Bad things to say in that situation: "I love your do-rag, is that a sailor's knot?", "Daily application of lotion on my anus has really helped it to stay soft", "Hey guys, I have this hard to reach itch, can one of you get it for me? No homo.", "I fart lotion", "Oh, I don't puke, no gag reflex here.", "I've never been in a fight.", "I haven't met a vagina that can compare to my lips."
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