Thursday, May 31, 2012

Tip


When in prison, never exclaim in dramatic fashion, "Oh my god, you guys!"

1 comment:

Pickleope said...

Bad things to say in that situation: "I love your do-rag, is that a sailor's knot?", "Daily application of lotion on my anus has really helped it to stay soft", "Hey guys, I have this hard to reach itch, can one of you get it for me? No homo.", "I fart lotion", "Oh, I don't puke, no gag reflex here.", "I've never been in a fight.", "I haven't met a vagina that can compare to my lips."