in the piney woods of East Texas where we live, my wife sees satanic cult circles down every dirt road.... but really, if you just crack the window, you can smell the meth labs.
I have this recurring nightmare where just to tease her, I keep driving down a dirt road in to the woods, knowing how terrified she gets of it (she thinks every dirt road leads to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house)... we get to a clearing and there is a stone altar and some crazy cultists in robes and we get out and I turn around and *she's* in the cult! and she's laughing, and pulls a big knife out of her robes, and it's me they're going to sacrifice! Just kidding, but I had you going, didn't I?
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in the piney woods of East Texas where we live, my wife sees satanic cult circles down every dirt road.... but really, if you just crack the window, you can smell the meth labs.
Go a little further and you can see some Druids!
I have this recurring nightmare where just to tease her, I keep driving down a dirt road in to the woods, knowing how terrified she gets of it (she thinks every dirt road leads to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house)... we get to a clearing and there is a stone altar and some crazy cultists in robes and we get out and I turn around and *she's* in the cult! and she's laughing, and pulls a big knife out of her robes, and it's me they're going to sacrifice!
Just kidding, but I had you going, didn't I?
You can sell that! Make sure to get percentage of the dvd residuals too!
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