Wednesday, December 14, 2011

When you're looking for a place for a satanic ritual....


....it's all about location, location, location.

The same thing when looking for a place to cook meth!

4 comments:

Anthony Hughes said...

in the piney woods of East Texas where we live, my wife sees satanic cult circles down every dirt road.... but really, if you just crack the window, you can smell the meth labs.

Contrary Guy said...

Go a little further and you can see some Druids!

Anthony Hughes said...

I have this recurring nightmare where just to tease her, I keep driving down a dirt road in to the woods, knowing how terrified she gets of it (she thinks every dirt road leads to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house)... we get to a clearing and there is a stone altar and some crazy cultists in robes and we get out and I turn around and *she's* in the cult! and she's laughing, and pulls a big knife out of her robes, and it's me they're going to sacrifice!
Just kidding, but I had you going, didn't I?

Contrary Guy said...

You can sell that! Make sure to get percentage of the dvd residuals too!