Thats why I always leave a condom package in there that I poked just a couple holes through... Feel free to steal my wallet and rubber up thiefs...... paybacks a bitch!
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That sucks! But very courteous of you. If it were mine, all they would get out of it would be a Quiznos card half-way to a free sandwich.
Still you would lose those (card) punches!
Thats why I always leave a condom package in there that I poked just a couple holes through... Feel free to steal my wallet and rubber up thiefs...... paybacks a bitch!
That sounds like a conspiracy theory I once heard about the spread of AIDS.
Hey, if you find out who stole it, send them my way. I could use a credit boost.
A theif is the worst kind of liar, ifin ya ask me.
Shakespeare said "He who steals my purse steals trash." Clearly he was in the same boat as you.
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