Thursday, October 27, 2011

To whoever stole my wallet


There's $1.63 left on the Borders gift card; if you can find a store that is.

Oh, and feel free to steal my identity.

Happy to start over!

6 comments:

Pickleope said...

That sucks! But very courteous of you. If it were mine, all they would get out of it would be a Quiznos card half-way to a free sandwich.

Contrary Guy said...

Still you would lose those (card) punches!

Steve Bailey said...

Thats why I always leave a condom package in there that I poked just a couple holes through... Feel free to steal my wallet and rubber up thiefs...... paybacks a bitch!

Contrary Guy said...

That sounds like a conspiracy theory I once heard about the spread of AIDS.

roughneckturtle/Jeff C. said...

Hey, if you find out who stole it, send them my way. I could use a credit boost.

A theif is the worst kind of liar, ifin ya ask me.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Shakespeare said "He who steals my purse steals trash." Clearly he was in the same boat as you.